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TICKETS ON SALE NOW for DC's 2014 Testy Fest - "Nuttin' Better"

posted May 10, 2014, 7:17 AM by Jed Link   [ updated May 10, 2014, 7:46 AM ]


The Montana State Society is excited to invite you to attend the Tenth Annual Testicle Festival of Washington, D.C. - "Nuttin' Better" to be held from 6-10 PM on Saturday May 31st at the Arlington American Legion.  Experience a unique Montana tradition while listening and dancing to live country music, and all the Rocky Mountain Oysters, beer and Crown Royal you can handle.  Get there early, the first guests will also get a T-Shirt to forever memorialize the event.  Tickets are just $25 online or $30 at the door.

Never been to a Testy Fest? Watch this video from 2012. You'll see what we're talking about:

What: "Nuttin' Better" - The 10th Annual Testicle Festival.
When: Saturday, May 31st, 2014 from 6-10 PM
Where: American Legion Hall, 3445 N. Washington Blvd, Arlington, VA (Metro Accessible via Virginia Square or Clarendon Stations)
Who: You, your friends in low places, and a sense of adventure. You must be 21 to attend.
How: Buy ticket online here for $25 or at the event for $30
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Dance to your favorite country music played live on stage by Wil Gravatt Band.

For the third year in a row, we're thrilled to bring out our famous ball chef, Frank McGraw. Coming to us straight from the original Rocky Mountain Testy Fest at Rock Creek Lodge outside of Missoula, Frank's tasty recipe has an authentic zest that helped set a record last year for most pounds consumed.

Get your tickets today.  $25 online or $30 at the door gets you all the beer and Crown Royal you can drink and as many balls as you can take.  And invite your friends!